The Definitive Ranking of Video Games

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1. Mega Man 2
2. Super Mario Bros.
3. Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
4. Mega Man 3
5. Paper Mario
6. Wario Ware, Inc.: Mega Microgame$
7. Super Mario Bros. 2
8. Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
9. Mega Man
10. Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time
11. Super Paper Mario
12. Paper Mario: The Origami King
13. Paper Mario: Color Splash
14. Paper Mario: Sticker Star